Tim Keen
MOTOR Magazine Australia|August 2020
‘AUTOMOBLOW IS AN AUTOMATIC JUNK-FONDLER YOU CAN INSTALL IN YOUR TESLA ... I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP’
Tim Keen

FIRST, A TRIGGER WARNING: this column touches on the male genitals. Wait, no, I’m not literally touching on some male genitals, I mean this column deals with the male genitals, and Teslas, and a new device that combines the two.

So if that’s the sort of thing that makes you phone the vicar, or write to the papers in outrage, then skip right to the next page, and I won’t blame you. After all, if you wanted to read about a dick in a Tesla, you’d be on Elon Musk’s Twitter account.

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