Generic Bald Bloke

When I was a young man, and yes, I’m aware that was a long time ago, the one thing I didn’t want to do was go bald

- Alan Hayward

As can be seen from my picture above, the supreme power in this universe clearly had other ideas… Once baldness was firmly on the horizon, my next wish was not to have one of those hairy islands that can become marooned in a sea of skin front and centre of the old dome. That supreme power clearly has a sense of humour, so, I started to shave that off. You need to trust me at this point, this self-indulgence does eventually end up with a VW point. One day I realised that the only ‘hairstyle’ choice left to me, was to shave the lot off. So, more years ago than I choose to remember I became ‘bald bloke’.