KIM JONG-UN BACK FROM DEAD!

Paranoid dictator faked own murder to hide from CIA

PARANOID North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has suddenly resurfaced after playing dead for two years over delusional fears the CIA wanted to assassinate him, intelligence sources reveal.

Emboldened by Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin's thumbing his nose at the world and invading Ukraine, cuckoo Kim is out in public again fatter than ever to celebrate long-range missile tests he says prove North Korea can take out America.

Intelligence community sources tell GLOBE Kim's decision to come out of hiding was triggered by South Korean Defense Minister Suh Wook's April 8 boast that his nation had new, improved missiles with “the ability to accurately and quickly hit any target in North Korea.”