POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GOES TO THE DOGS!

WE’VE always brushed off the politically correct cranks as goofy pests, but they’ve come up with a con that’s really clever — emotional support animals.

As every pet owner knows, even the best pedigree pooches used to be banned from eateries, hotels, condo community centers, planes, and other public places.

The reason was safety: Pets might carry diseases, take a stinky dump or bite a stranger — like the nervous, little rug rats a lot of movie stars and celebs tote around.

But in our crazy world of today, the PC pushers have concocted a scheme to beat the bans.

They’ve branded your everyday household pooch an “emotional support dog.”