Cheryl: ‘I'm Done With Dating – Bear Is My Dream Man'

Don’t even try it, lads – she ain’t interested

- Charlotte Oliver

She hurled herself back into the spotlight last week, officially ending her hiatus from public life. But while Cheryl made a splash with the release of her comeback single Love Made Me Do It, as well as a series of revelatory interviews, she’s keeping it strictly professional this time.

Yes, we’re sorry to tell all would-be Chezza romancers out there that the 35 year old is resolutely single and in no mood to mingle, because she already has her Prince Charming. And at 20 months old, roughly 2.5ft tall, and with a bountiful head of bonnie curls, there’s just no competition.

The singer adamantly declared that she was – now and forever – off the dating market last week, while appearing on Jessie Ware’s podcast Table Manners. Acknowledging her string of failed relationships, including two divorces and her split from her baby daddy Liam Payne in July, Cheryl insisted that her son Bear was the only man for her.