Obvious fake accents are fake because our Asian tongues are not meant to wrangle words in that manner.
We all have that friend who suddenly and inexplicably acquired a new accent after spending a week abroad. “It was freakin’ heshtehg amayzeballs exclamayetion markh toimes three,” they tell you. Concerned with his strange lilt and swooping inflexions, you suggest that he might be having a stroke, but he insists (with barely restrained indignation) that it was how he has always articulated. You stop speaking to him forever because you just cannot.
Artificial accents are a terrible annoyance inflicted upon society by the über-pretentious. These lexi-connoisseurs select the most fashionable language diction pack – invariably English, American or Australian – and download it into their consciousness by repeatedly chewing words and spitting them back out into the mirror. Soon, they are mouthing off “what-ho” and “hey nanny nanny” with wild abandon, their alreadycontrived speech now peppered with stereotypical foreign terms with no context.
This story is from the August 2018 edition of MEN 'S FOLIO Singapore.
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