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ROBOCROP

Farmers buying droids as human workforce dries up

FLOCKING HELL

Invasion of the sex-mad psycho gulls

Sick of hearing 'privatise NHS'

THE NHS has turned 75 – but that hasn’t stopped people sticking the boot in.

BIGGINS: MY GHOULIE IN BED SHOCK

‘Woman’ spooked panto legend

Paul played the Grin Reaper for dying lad

STAR HUMOUR A TONIC

BBC ACCUSED OF 'PERV COVER-UP'

‘Sex pics star stayed on air’

SAS HELP UKRAINE FIRE 'LASER GUNS'

Heroes train troops to shoot down Vlad drones

You will ..you wool

MRS DOYLE STAR KNITS TEA COSIES

TAX CUTS VOW 'IS IN TATTERS'

Hunt in battle with inflation

MAD MAX IS BULL-IED BY PUSHY PEREZ

MAX VERSTAPPEN accused Red Bull teammate Sergio Perez of pushing him off the road before going on to win Formula One’s sprint race in Austria.

Ghostbusted

ANGRY GHOUL SNAPS EXORCISM CROSS IN FRONT OF TV HUNTERS

COP OUT.. TOM'S LEAVING THE BAY

He ditches police role for EastEnders return

WILL YOU SHUT THE CLUCK UP

Noisy birds are neighbours from hell

I wanted to go to work two hours after baby

KATH’S TV REGRET

STUNGOVER

Alcoholic Asian hornets eye up British boozers

PETE'S LONG READ

Self-help book for ‘bullied beanpoles’

We're loving aliens

ROB’S PAL REVEALS SECRET UFO PROBE

Pongs of Praise

DESPERATE ALED HAD TO POO IN UCKSACK AFTER ‘DODGY’ KEBAB

CRACKDOWN ON TARQUINS

New powers to stop protests

United front for Hecky's squad

UNCERTAINTY is everywhere at Sheffield United right now and ex-defender Matt Kilgallon has warned that any new signings must fit Paul Heckingbottom’s “team first” ethos.

MESSI MISSING FOR SCALONI FOOL

LIONEL MESSI is prepared to take a break from international football for up to a year to concentrate on his new career at Inter Miami in the MLS.

Wood you dare do it TIME TO DROP JIMMY?

IT WOULD be considered a crime against English cricket.

UNIDENTIFIED FRYING OBJECT

Russ films a 'fish' UFO

Hope we never lose that flame

THEY say it’s the hope that kills you… but it’s also what fuels you.

Gregg's on fit mission

MASTERCHEF presenter Gregg Wallace says he wants a statue of himself in Trafalgar Square… holding up a pineapple.

PATSY'S BACK!

Popular star returns for EastEnding

Sunak: UK keeping a close eye

RISHI Sunak said he is in touch with allies about the armed rebellion in Russia.

RUSSIAN ROULETTE

Warlord orders tanks to pull back | Putin has survived coup bid. for now | Wagner leader's still calling shots

HOT DOG SELLER AND EX-CON TO 'TOP DOG'

NOTORIOUS Yevgeny Prigozhin was a hot dog seller who became known as Putin's Chef.

Surrender to us, says Ukraine

UKRAINE offered Russian soldiers the chance to surrender last night and avoid a bloodbath.