Lonely This Christmas?

The duke and duchess’ Californian celebration will be a world away from the usual family festivities

- Sam Carlisle

I don’t imagine Harry and Meghan will be pulling crackers this Christmas. I mean what would you do with the paper crowns? Awkward. Harry seems to have lost his sense of humour too, so the jokes would be wasted.

I doubt they will be watching the Queen’s speech either. The new series of The Crown will be off the must-watch list quicker than you can say ‘Orf with his head’. The drama series is up to the Diana years. Harry and Meghan have their own multimillion deal with makers Netflix, but Harry couldn’t possibly feel comfortable with the dramatisation of his parents’ toxic divorce.