The internet loves a robot video. They walk, talk – some even dance and do a spot of parkour. Very entertaining. But you can’t help feeling that by this stage we’d be a bit further down the line. Take the car as an example: in 1886, you could outrun Carl Benz’s three-wheeler on foot; a century later we had the Porsche 959.
If robots had improved at this pace, they’d be moving among us undetected by now because we have been trying to make automated humans for literally thousands of years – with many of the early attempts by clock and watchmakers. In the 3rd century BC, a Greek inventor called Tesibius made a water clock that was the most accurate way of measuring time until the advent of the pendulum clock in the 17th century. He also created automata for fun, like a statue that could stand up and sit down.
A 12th-century Mesopotamian scholar called Ismail al-Jazari made more advances in clockmaking and proto-robotics, even combining both with a water clock complete with little figures playing drums and cymbals. He also made a robot waitress that could pour drinks. If that is not enough clever stuff for one person, he is also credited with inventing the camshaft, which went on to prove fairly useful.
This story is from the April 2023 edition of Top Gear.
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