Somewhere in the hills above Malibu, drenched in California sunshine and sitting side by side in a used white Volkswagen bug, two teenage boys realized they were lost. They'd been looping their way along an open road, past shady groves and canyons, and in doing so they'd gotten turned around. This was the early 1960s, and the boy driving the car was Albert Einstein-yes, this really was his given name, years before he changed it to Albert Brooks. Riding shotgun was his best friend and classmate from Beverly Hills High School, Rob Reiner.
Brooks had inherited the car from one of his older brothers, and he'd made it his own by removing the handle of the stick shift and replacing it with a smooth brass doorknob. After several failed attempts to find the Pacific Coast Highway, which would take them home, Brooks and Reiner came upon a long fence surrounding a field where a single cow was grazing. Albert "stopped the car and he leaned out the window and he said, 'Excuse me, sir! Sir?' and the cow just looked up," Reiner told me. "And he said, 'How do you get back to the PCH?' And the cow just did a little flick of his head, like he was flicking a fly away, and went back to eating." Without missing a beat, Albert called out, "Thank you!" and confidently zoomed away. "I said, 'Albert, you just took directions from a cow!' And he said, 'Yeah, but he lives around here. He knows the area."" Reiner is telling me this story, dissolving into laughter as he does, to make two points. The first point is that Albert Brooks has impeccable comic timing, a quality that, among other talents, has made him a hero to multiple generations of comedians, actors, and directors who are themselves legends. The second point is that Brooks has always been this way.
This story is from the June 2024 edition of The Atlantic.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 9,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber ? Sign In
This story is from the June 2024 edition of The Atlantic.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 9,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber? Sign In
Apocalypse, Constantly
Humans love to imagine their own demise.
A Palestinian American Sex and the City
Betty Shamieh's debut novel is a rebellious rom-com.
Modi's Failure
Why India is losing faith in its strongman leader
The Anti-Social Century
Americans are now spending more time alone than ever. It's changing our personalities, our politics, and even our relationship to reality.
The Wild Charity of Saint Francis
The guide we need, now that kindness is countercultural
Where Han Kang's Nightmares Come From
In her novels, the South Korean Nobel laureate returns again and again to her countrys bloody past.
TROPHY HUNTERS
A GROUP OF CHILDHOOD FRIENDS PULLED OFF A STRING OF THE MOST AUDACIOUS SPORTS-MEMORABILIA HEISTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY. THEN THEY DID SOMETHING REALLY CRAZY.
THE NEW RASPUTINS
Anti-science mysticism is enabling autocracy around the globe.
ARMY OF GOD
AMERICAN CHRISTIANS ARE EMBRACING A CHARISMATIC MOVEMENT KNOWN AS THE NEW APOSTOLIC REFORMATION, WHICH SEEKS TO DESTROY THE SECULAR STATE. Now THEIR WAR BEGINS.
WHAT NOT TO WEAR
The false promise of seasonal-color analysis