I PULLED back my curtains this week and thought I saw David Jason lying on the lawn.
After a closer inspection it was just a touch of frost.
I spent some of the week in Scotland where I learned they have different seasons. In England we have SAWS Summer, Autumn, Winter and Spring.
Whereas over the border they SAWS Soon to be Winter, Almost Winter, Winter and Still Winter. Froze me baws off.
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