Kyle's finally lost his head

NEVER mind that it was shameful, never mind that it was embarrassing, never mind that it was almost laughable.

- ANDY DUNN

After all, Kyle Walker's lamentable collapse, following a gentle rubbing of foreheads with Rasmus Hojlund, was only a piece of pathetic con-artistry that most Premier League players would be willing to perform.

This kind of dismal theatrics is second nature to most of them.

Only Walker is not 'most Premier League players. He should not be reduced to this.

It was just before half-time and Manchester City were leading, for goodness sake.