If it's Tuesday, it must be Baku. Keir Starmer's Rolling Thunder Permatour has now hit Azerbaijan for Cop29. Next week he will be off to Brazil for the G20. Who knows? He might even drop in to see Joe Biden and Donald Trump on the way back.
After all, it's been almost a month since he was last in the US having dinner with Trump in his understated golden penthouse. He wouldn't want to appear too needy, of course, but why pass up an opportunity to persuade the president-elect that he had never really meant any of those beastly things he had said about him in the past. Just a joke. Hahaha. Lols.
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