7 Golden Rules For Post-Row Sex

You’ve squabbled, sobbed and sulked. Now, get ready to really scream.

- Faye M Smith

1 Engage the rage

Relationships, at times, can be more frustrating than people who use too many hashtags. But channel that pent-up anger to your advantage! Just pick your post-fight position wisely. ‘You might prefer something with a little less eye contact,’ says sex educator Dr Andrea Pennington. ‘Doggy style is ideal – but, if you’d rather feel in control, then try the reverse cowgirl.’ #yougogirl #apologies

2 Be sure you’re over it

Never bring up why you were in a hump, while mid-hump. Lecturing someone during sex is like trying to make small talk when in the dentist’s chair – nobody is properly focused and you might spit in the other person’s face if you’re not careful. ‘If you’re still feeling angry, then check that you actually want to be intimate with your partner first,’ warns Dr Andrea. If not, then brace yourself for round two.