INSTANT MESSAGING CAN CAUSE INSTANT DAMAGE
I opened WhatsApp, wrote a saucy message to my girlfriend, hit send, put my phone down. And began chortling in anticipation, as I wondered what she would think when she read the message… but my chuckle caught in my throat the second I realised I’d made a massive messaging mistake.
I stared at my phone in disbelief. A nauseating panic forced me to sit down, as I realised that I hadn’t sent the flirty message to my girlfriend after all. I would have given anything to crawl into my phone, grab the errant message by the scruff of its neck and retrieve it. But it was too late. On the WhatsApp blunder scale, it was somewhere between 1 and Margaret van Wyk.
Remember Mrs Van Wyk? Of course you do. She meant to send an indelicate photo of herself to her husband, but instead it found its way onto her hockey-moms’ WhatsApp group. (It landed in a, um, flash.)
But for the grace of the e-gods, there goes anyone who’s ever sent a nudie to their partner.
BOMBARDED
This story is from the April 2018 edition of Men's Health South Africa.
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