EVEN basket cases occasionally manage to weave the wicker strands together neatly enough.
After 16 months without European football at Stamford Bridge, Christopher Nkunku's penalty and Noni Madueke's slick finish made the Swiss roll over.
The Enzo Maresca era at Chelsea is up and running, and on this evidence they will have more than enough quality to sail through their Europa Conference League play-off second leg next Thursday.
If they made heavy weather of it at times, the smattering of boos at half-time were harsh and they got the job done.
But it is a measure of how far Chelsea have slipped down the snakes and ladders board that their maiden voyage in Europe's third-tier competition was not even on mainstream TV.
This is the club who won the Champions League only three years ago.
Now they are going head to head with clubs in a competition so mid-market that even West Ham won it 14 months ago.
And it still wasn't a ringing endorsement of owner Todd Boehly's spend, spend, spend regime.
This story is from the August 23, 2024 edition of Daily Star.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 9,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber ? Sign In
This story is from the August 23, 2024 edition of Daily Star.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 9,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber? Sign In
SEAN THE DOOR
Dyche is booted out just hours ahead of kick-off
SPIN DOCTOR
Potter ready to clean up at Hammers after 'washing machine' hell at Chelsea
KARL HAILS PEP TALK
Guardiola's honesty is a fitting tribute for Robbo
Conn and have a go
SEAMUS IN REVENGE BID
I'LL HACK FLAK FROM NOVAK
Coach Murray happy to get Djok volley of abuse
ALL SAINT
One-club journey's just ideal for hero Knowles
Super Cooper goes large
THE NEW FIVE-DOOR 'EXCLUSIVE TRIM RETAINS ALL THE FUN OF ITS PREDECESSOR
Struggle to blend in with the crowd
NO ONE STAYS IN TOUCH
YOU CAN GHOUL YOUR OWN WAY
Stevie haunted by pal Christine
It's a fur cop!
FIREARMS DOG LISSY HAS RETIRED DUE TO \"WORK AVOIDANCE'