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OREL KNEE BLOW

EVERTON have been dealt a double injury blow with Orel Mangala's season over and Dominic Calvert-Lewin facing a spell on the sidelines.

Jhon gone ..Ollie stays

ASTON VILLA'S strike-force has been broken up - but it's Jhon Duran and NOT Ollie Watkins who is heading out of Villa Park.

Kobbie plays leading role to boost Ruben

THEY may be struggling in the Premier League, but in the Europa League Manchester United have no such concerns.

I'm Evan handed

BRIGHTON boss Fabian Hurzeler had admitted striker Evan Ferguson needs game time to rediscover his top form.

Wilson fracture is pain for Silva

MARCO SILVA has revealed Harry Wilson requires surgery on a fractured foot and is set for a lengthy spell on the sidelines.

Eye ho, Eye ho it's off to work we go

EIGHTIES anthem Eye of the Tiger is the top tune to get people in the mood for work.

Cerny has Gers feeling gr-eight

RANGERS sensationally forced their way into the top eight on a crazy final night of league phase action.

PREZZA FUNERAL LED BY TWO JAGS

LABOUR Party titan John Prescott's funeral cortège was led by two Jags.

FEDDY SET GO

Chiesa eyes Reds lift-off

Droid rage

In a few brief years, virtual assistants such as Siri, Alexa and Gemini, and artificial intelligence chatbots, have become casually embedded in the fabric of our everyday lives.

BEN WHACK IT

EIGHTIES anthem Eye of the Tiger is the top tune to get people in the mood for work.

IT’S END OF THE MIDLIFE CRISIS

Brits swap affair and car for yoga

HECK: GNAW FEAR

PRESTON boss Paul Heckingbottom insists Milutin Osmajic can handle anything Blackburn fans throw at him in tonight's Lancashire derby at Ewood Park.

OFFROAD FUTURE

Audi's new Q6 e-tron offroad concept has been created to showcase the future of adventure electric cars.

The Heist Girls

SURANNE AND JODIE SIGN UP

Only PSG top United's spree

PARIS ST-GERMAIN were the only club in Europe to spend more money in the international transfer market last year than Manchester United.

Mainoo just magic to put Ruben on a roll

KOBBIE MAINOO was the star as Manchester United made it three wins in a row for the first time under Ruben Amorim.

‘Citizen’ in shop arrests

A SHOPKEEPER is hitting back against shoplifters – by carrying out his own citizen's arrests.

Akanji: Big guns don't scare us

MANUEL AKANJI insists Manchester City have not lost their aura when it comes to taking on the biggest and best teams in Europe.

Love is dead in water

MY partner and I should never have got together.

Legend for Gaz and Jill

GARY Lineker and Jill Scott are to be awarded the 2025 Legends of Football Award.

JADE A LITTLE BRIT SPECIAL

JADE, Myles Smith, Shaboozey, Teddy Swims and The Last Dinner Party are the first nominees confirmed to perform at the BRITs next month in London.

It's out of Arm's way

THERE are things we could do without right now.

NWAN OF THE BEST

ETHAN NWANERI admits he had realised a lifelong dream by scoring Arsenal's match-winner against Girona on his full Champions League debut.

Worker killed by chipper

A LANDSCAPER has died after he was dragged head-first into a wood chipper.

LITTLER'S BEASTLY TASK

LUKE LITTLER will have to conquer his Flanders mare when he enters the fray at the Winmau PDC World Masters tonight.

JACOB'S LADDER

Ramsey back on rise to top after injury hell

Tay and Trav hot property

TAYLOR Swift and Travis Kelce have \"talked about buying a home together\".

Blackbirds bug threat

BLACKBIRD numbers are plummeting because of pesky mosquitoes.

'FOREIGN' WFH TRIBUNAL WIN

A WOMAN sued her bosses after they refused to let her work from home - in Pakistan.