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Tay's BF 'boring to Brits'

THE entire world thought Taylor Swift finding a boyfriend was bigger than Oasis announcing a reunion apart from the UK.

Slimcredible!

LIFE-SAVING 13ST LOSS OF SUPER MUM by TOM BEVAN

I NEED TO TALK WITH BEYONCE

Jay-Z denies he raped girl of 13

WE'RE ALL GOING ON A BUTLIN'S COL-IDAY..

UK holiday firm sees bookings soar

Littler is aiming for gong

DARTS sensation Luke Littler could be the youngest winner of the BBC's Sports Personality Of The Year in 66 years.

PSYCHO BOTS KILL OFF RARE WILDLIFE

AI 'could wipe out conservation'

GONNA NEED A BIGGER MOP..

The clean-up begins

Abs fab Joel: I'm no faker

DJ fires back at rumours

Have yourself a merry little MARCH mas

EXPERTS PROVE JESUS WAS BORN IN SPRING

WEREWOLF TOTS ARE ON THE RISE

Treatment for baldness link to hairy babies

IN-DEPTH PROBE OF URANUS IS VITAL!

Boffins want Nasa to explore icy planet

Wherefore art thou occurring?

GAV & STACEY 'LIKE SHAKESPEARE'

100 Big cats on prowl near you

SAYS TOP BOFF

Arrest in 'health care kill'

A MAN was last night being questioned over the slaying of health insurance CEO Brian Thompson.

SANDWICHES ARE BROWN BREAD..

Brits are ditching boring butties for lunch

Pong like a Trump

THE DONALD SELLING £150 'FIGHT' SCENT

LIVING HELL OF SYRIA'S SECRET JAILS

Desperate hunt for thousands

STOKES HAILS ENGLAND THE BRAVE

BEN STOKES praised his side's \"unbelievable bravery\" after England hammered New Zealand to claim an overdue away series win.

COLE LAYS DOWN CHIPS

Palmer's gamble makes Blues a good bet

WAIT FOR DAN NOT WORTH IT

DAN ASHWORTH spent almost as long on gardening leave, waiting to be appointed Manchester United's sporting director, as he did in the role itself.

O'NEIL: SIGNS ARE IMPROVING

GARY O'NEIL has admitted Wolves are short of Premier League know-how.

ANTONIO WORRY

Hammers' thoughts with car crash victim Michail

Ben loves a Root scoop

JOE'S TON IT AGAIN AS ENGLAND SEAL SERIES

Gannon eager to go again

GANNON is counting down the days to his first game back - after an enforced break of almost a year.

IT HAD TO BELEW

Hamilton shows he has still got the magic

Ready, steady, throw

HOST EMMA'S SOLID TRACK RECORD

WILLIE'S LAD THE MENE MAN AGAIN

ENERGUMENE roared into contention to reclaim his champion two-mile crown with a dazzling comeback at Cork yesterday.

CLINKING CATCHES CATFLAP BURGLAR

A PINT-sized thief who broke in through a catflap was caught when witnesses heard him struggling to get away with \"clinking\" wine bottles.

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Abba's gigs £1bn boost to UK's economy

Up clicks creek!

CAUGHT OUT BY TECH BLUNDERS