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BABY P MUM'S 'DELAY'

Evil Connelly stays in prison.. for now

BEEB'S U-TURN ON NATIVITY! CENSOR

Flake bosses cut gags from family hit.. then rush to make amends

ALIEN LIZARDS RULING THE PLANET

IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR BLOOD RUN COLD! WHAT MILLENNIALS BELIEVE.

KING ENJOYS WIN N' TONIC

Big success for hurdler

Connolly: I'll come back.. as a horse!

BILLY’S DYING WISH

BIG BOOZE UP FOR HER MAJ

Extra pub hours during jubilee

Gerrard is struck out of dugout with Covid

ASTON VILLA head coach Steven Gerrard will miss the club’s next two Premier League games after testing positive for Covid-19.

Keanu: I'm fighting fit for Matrix

KEANU Reeves admits that getting into kung fu shape for The Matrix Resurrections was tough.

Cold Lang Syne

NIPPY NEW YEAR’S ON WAY

Haunted Harrods

DEPARTMENT STORE’S GHOSTLY GOINGS-ON ATTRACT THE STARS

Tennis ace Emma set for MBE

TENNIS star Emma Raducanu will be one of many British sporting icons to receive gongs in the New Year Honours list.

WHO HERS WINS

First female commanding officer for special forces

Tom's tight squeeze in Spidey suit

SPIDER-MAN star Tom Holland needs lube to get out of his superhero suit because it is so tight.

Robbo: Old boys are still top dogs

OLD DOG Neil Robertson is desperate to keep snooker's new breed at bay for as long as possible.

McIntyres bugged by pest house

TELLY comic Michael McIntyre has said it was no laughing matter when his country home was plagued by pests.

Hugh blow to Monica

HUGH Grant introduced himself to Bill Clinton's former mistress Monica Lewinsky as "the other fellatio scandal"

Fire boys suspect is bailed

A WOMAN arrested after two sets of twins died in a house fire in south London has been bailed.

Cup win a good sign Poste for McGregor

CAPTAIN Callum McGregor believes winning today's Premier Sports Cup Final against Hibernian would confirm Celtic's progress under Ange Postecoglou.

Cottee: Picking Rafa a disaster

EVERTON legend Tony Cottee fears Rafa Benitez's Goodison Park reign will end in tears and said it was always a "recipe for disaster".

Cor, maths is so tricky

JAMES Corden says he struggles to help his 10-year-old son with his homework.

Batting failures roasted by Cook

FORMER captain Sir Alastair Cook says England are not learning from their mistakes after another embarrassing ash batting collapse.

KING ENJOYS WIN N' TONIC

Big success for hurdler

PUTIN PLOTS XMAS STRIKE

Britain ‘won’t defend Ukraine’

GIRL AGED 5 WHO HAS NEVER EATEN

New hope on US trip

DON'T YOU DARE

SAS ban for heroes who go on the telly

A RAD-HOT FAVOURITE

Emma up for TV gong

Kirsty fans ear for her

KIRSTY Gallacher says support from fans over her ear tumour helps her cope.

KIDS AGE 11 IN NEED NICOTINE PATCHES

DOCTORS are giving child smokers as young as 11 prescriptions for nicotine patches and gum.

Rita: I'm sorry I let you all down

RITA Ora feels like she let down the nation for brazenly twice flouting lockdown regulations.

Fallon sparks a surge in women aiming for oche

MORE women than ever are taking up darts after Fallon Sherrock urged them to get throwing.