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MADONNA GETS BAD CASE OF PINK EYE!

Fears young rival will beat her butt in tour showdown

BIG WHEELS SEND SAJAK INTO THERAPY

PEEVISH Pat Sajak’s snooty and mean antics have gotten so bad, his fed-up Wheel of Fortune bosses are shipping him off to anger-management classes to curb his nastiness, sources tell GLOBE.

DROOPY GWYN BUSTS A MOVE!

Boob job to defy age - and gravity

PRINCE HARRY'S DEPORTATION DRUG DAZE

Doper's U.S. visa under cloud over tell-all confessions

SOBER BEN ENDS GARNER BLAME GAME

BONEHEADED boozer Ben Affleck is backpedaling on his crybaby claim that long-suffering ex-wife Jennifer Garner drove him to drink because he felt “trapped” in their doomed marriage!

COCAINE CAT GETS WHIFF OF TROUBLE!

Trapped in tree and hooked on Colombian catnip

RUSSIA'S MURDERER, INC!

Putin's personal hit squad runs just like the Mafia

ANDREW'S BACK IS AGAINST THE WALL!

Desperate duke threatening to blackmail king

KATHIE LEE FALLS FOR NEW MAN!

Lovestruck widow takes a tumble after gym date

ELVIS' EX-WIFE ALL SHOOK UP!

Priscilla chasing cash after losing 9006 gig in war with her grandkid

ROBERT BLAKE HITMAN TAPES FINALLY EXPOSED!

How Baretta star got BLAKE away with wife's murder

KARDASHIANS CUT DOWN TO SIZE!

Booted off Met Gala’s prestigious invite list

HUBBY KEEPS MIRANDA FAT & HAPPY!

Loves dangerous curves & extra meat on her bones

TED BEGS JANE: TAKE ME BACK!

STUBBORN Jane Fonda won’t take back ex-husband Ted Turner — even though the frail media mogul is begging the Hollywood beauty to return to his side as his mind slowly slips away from dementia, sources snitch.

WILD CHILD DRAINS OLD BILLY RAY!

AGING country boy Billy Ray Cyrus is being run ragged by his demanding young fiancée, Firerose, according to pals who suspect their whirlwind romance is doomed.

RACHAEL IS TOAST!

TV rivals Giada & Martha get plate full of joy

GOLDIE & KATE SEE GHOSTS!

MOVIE beauties Goldie Hawn and daughter Kate Hudson see dead people!

GATOR KNOCKS ON DOOR - BITES DUDE!

HEARING a knock at his front door, Florida resident Scott Hollingsworth opened it and found himself fighting for his life against a alligator.

COCAINE HIPPOS BLOW TOWN!

Drug lord Escohar’s escaped monsters finally rounded up

WORKING WITH JULIA TURNED PRETTY UGLY!

Freaky starlet cost sei S6M by quitting in preproduction

I WAS A PREGNANT 13-YEAR-OLD BRIDE

Sacrificed by her parents to keep rapist out of prison

DEVIL IN DISGUISE!

Hellish holy man busted for stealing an entire church!

DO PHOTOS PROVE AARON CARTER WAS MURDERED?

Tragic star's mom claims bungling cops let killer get away!

DESANTIS CAUGHT IN WAR CRIMES SCANDAL!

Florida gov accused of torturing helpless Gitmo POWs & smiling as they screamed

PENTAGON UFO PHOTO LEAKED!

Air Force drone tracks alien craft over Baghdad

FOXHOLE FIREFIGHT

Caught lying, Tucker & Sean swap potshots to save their gigs

SHATTERED DREW'S BOOZE NIGHTMARE

Bestie Cameron Diaz staged intervention to help her sober up

MIRANDA WRITES OFF BLAKE!

Penning tunes is making her rich but ex only sings other folks’ songs

TRUMP CRONY KELLYANNE DUMPS DON-HATER HUBBY

THE strange marriage between Donald Trump’s political guru Kellyanne Conway and her Trump-hating hubby, George, has crashed after 22 years and four kids.

KEANU HAS COLD FEET!

Why he can’t pop question toladylove