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MADD FOR IT
ANGE POSTECOGLOU has urged James Maddison to use his England Euros heartache to relaunch his Tottenham career.
Minch perfect
ELLIOT HAS ROVERS SITTING PRETTY
GREAT MOOD
Invincible Saq ends the Brave resistence
The ROCK is absolutely Smashing it
HE'S got the live action remake of Moana in the works.
Fisherman's tail
KNOCKED OUT BY FREAK WHALE SLAP
Power shower ballads
WE CAN SING 'DARN GOOD'
Bananas saved
BOFFS HALT FUNGUS IN FAVE FRUIT
FARM MORE THAN EVER!
Clarkson show makes young want tractor job
WHAT IS YOUR POISON, VLAD?
Assassination warning
BREW MUST BE HAVING A LAUGH
Customers ask builders to do THEM a cuppa
Woohoo Child
HENDRIX GHOST HAUNTS STUDIO
ALIEN MUMMIES' PHONE IMPLANTS
'Ufologist' claims ETs found in Peru able to call home
Brits get fit for sunbed war
IN TRAINING TO BEAT OPPOSITION FOR AWAY MATCH
'Singer' Gazza: I haven't foggiest
STAR HAD LYRICS HELP ON NO.2 HIT
TERROR LAW FOR ABUSERS
Crackdown on women haters
Arteta can't finish empty handed
MIK HAS TO PICK POCKET OF PEP
HOWE GOOD
Toon boss sure side can still do amazing things
KRUISE CONTROLLING THE PRESSURE
WIGAN'S Kruise Leeming insists the struggling champions can handle the heat ahead of a \"massive\" Magic Weekend.
HEAVEN AND ELLAND
Sam keeping the faith on outing to The Church
BOP IDLE
Chris should have been hitting opponents... not Vegas casinos
TICKET TOUTS OF IN HACKS OF THE DAY
Cyber criminals use bot raiders in £50m scam
'YOU SICK SUD'
Fury as antiques dealer flogs Jimmy Savile washing powder
Giant leap for live streaming
TUNE IN FOR ASTRONAUTS FROM MOON
1 BLOB MEDIUM RARE 'N' CHIPS
Lab-grown pink jelly 'to replace Sunday roasts
'SHOOT ME UP WITH BIG ONE'
Perry's deadly drugs binge in his final hours
POLICE FARCE!
'Failing' Met blasted by forces watchdog
BRITS LOVE A BACKSTABBER
Bitchy ranters have more friends
Dad jokes are
JESTERS 'GET ON WITH THE KIDS BETTER'
KUNG PHEW
Bruce Lee pants and weapons go under hammer
FORMULA MILK COST 'CONCERN'
Prices rise 25% in two years