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Uri: Aliens will block Vlad nukes

URI Geller reckons aliens will stop Vladimir Putin if he tries to fire his nuclear weapons.

DEATH PENALTY RISK TO THREE LINES FANS

Qatar World Cup warning over cocaine

Singing in the reign

Brits raise a glass to Her Maj & defy downpours

GEMMA: I’ve been woooed by new man

SOS CALL TO MEDIUM

PETE'S HICK, HIP HOORAY

Hickman's rivals left to eat dust

MOORS AIM FOR THE PIN

Ardley bids to make EFL cut

'CHAV' TOWN MOST SLOBS

Chatham tops poll

HUNDREDS CALL ARMY HELPLINE..

But some told to report bullies - to the bullies

£3M PET RESCUE

Teams save everything from bullock to iquana

MARY TURNS UP HEAT..IN CROQUET

Berry & hubby at war over genteel sport

CLOUD 'WAS NAN LOOKING DOWN'

A WOMAN spotted her dead nan's face in a cloud, just as she was clearing out her old house.

BOZO BATTLES NHS BACKLOG

'PM in Partygate distraction'

Bozo will crack on with the job

LET'S move on... So Boris Johnson has gone down the Rob Ford route of handling a crisis.

PAGEANTS QUEEN ON THE PULL

Ellie a real roll model

Sam's return in Nik of time

THE Health Secretary was gunned down by a sniper on Silent Witness.

ANCELOTTI AWESOME FOURSOME

CARLO ANCELOTTI is out on his own as the Champions League's most successful manager.

Mission possible

TOP GUN: MAVERICK | Cert 12A

M16: Possible that Putin already dead

A SECRET FOR WEEKS

TORIES FEAR LOSING SEATS

Davis: Bozo backlash growing

Arteta's vision has Gunners geared up

MIKEL ARTETA will continue to reshape Arsenal this summer, says Emmanuel Petit.

RED ROSE SHOULDN'T LEAVE

BRIAN O'DRISCOLL believes England would be daft not to stick with under-fire coach Eddie Jones despite an alarming run of results.

Pogo slick

CHARLIE HILLS was celebrating as Pogo held on gamely to scoop the Betfred John Of Gaunt Stakes in a thrilling fourway finish to the Group Three race at Haydock.

It's love at first FLIGHT

'PARTNER'S A PLANE'

Take off for Bake Off Paul

HE TRAINS AS PILOT

RICKY: I GOT GRIEF ON AFTER LIFE END

'Experts begged for happy outcome'

MI6: Possible that Putin already dead

A SECRET FOR WEEKS

Bunting is too heavy for posts say spoilsports

JUBILEE bunting is being banned by council killjoys because they say it is too heavy for lampposts.

Goss: I'm all revved up by gear knobs!

BROS STAR CAR CRAZY

TORIES FEAR LOSING SEATS

Davis: Bozo backlash growing

WTF WITH WFH HATE, EH BORIS?

THERE has been a lot of talk from Bozo about getting people who work from home back to the office.