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A ticket to meet new pal

CHATTY Brits make lasting friendships on the bus.

Mel's a Spice Ghoul

SPIRITUAL SINGER 'CAN LEAVE BODY'

SMELL STEP

Farty fears spark ban for sprouts

Prue-tiny on the Bounty!

PRUE Leith has revealed her guilty pleasure is the nation's most controversial chocolate - a Bounty.

COLEEN'S BIG JUNGLE WIN

TV offers roll in for 'down-to-earth'star

Pete is booted at last

PETE Wicks has finally been voted off Strictly.

Get yourself to hospital if you're having heart attack

AMBULANCES TOO STRETCHED

Be safe .. wear bubbly goggles

BOFF: PROTECT EYES FROM FLYING CORKS

BLAST CHRISTMAS

Festive fear of 70mph winds

SUPERDAN!

Ender Dyer: I'd love to fly like comic book hero

Moon's bowling blunder

KEITH Moon once turned himself into a human bowling ball and scored a strike.

CASH & CARRY

Looters raid president's palace and central bank.. grabbing boxes stuffed full of banknotes

LAMPS LIGHTS UP SKY BLUES

BEN SHEAF is hoping to benefit from a midfield masterclass from new Coventry boss Frank Lampard.

OWLS HAVE BOTTOM-ED OUT

PRESTON manager Paul Heckingbottom has angered Sheffield Wednesday fans by claiming they are no better than last season.

FLOG ON THE TYNE

Howe knows he must sell to buy

MCGINN DEMAND

Unai wants Mr Consistent back

You can't style it out Ange

SPURS' ROLLER-COASTER SEASON STUCK IN A LOOP

Mateta can get better...

OLIVER GLASNER believes Crystal Palace fans are now about to see the best of striker JeanPhilippe Mateta.

HAIL OF THE CENTURY

Brook puts latest ton right at top of his all-time list

Britain needs more builders TO BOOST NEW HOMES PLAN

BRITAIN desperately needs more builders, the housing minister has stated.

UK film studios beat Hollywood

PINEWOOD IS A MOVIE MECCA

KILLER CANDLES

Lighting up scented wax 'increases risk of cancer'

BIRD BOFFINS ARE BUNCH OF PECKERS

BARMY boffins have been slammed for publishing a recipe to create a mutated bird flu virus that could lead to another pandemic.

Burger me I've won a £3M home

A NANNY who won a mansion worth £3million on the way to McDonald's celebrated with a Happy Meal.

JUST SLING YER HOOK TV COOK

Just Eat take away role for Gregg Wallace

It Musk be love

ELON'S £250M TO BACK TRUMP WIN

BEWARE OF THE JINGLE BALLS-UP

'Ease off booze at office do'

Spidey sensible

BOFFS: VENOM COULD BE USED TO SAVE US

SUCK UP TO BOSS & GET A TOP JOB

Brown-nosing beats working hard for career

GET REDDY, SET SLOW

Rare weather alert for brutal Darragh